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Last Sunday I went roller blading.  It turned out to be a really bad idea.  I freaked out while going down a hill and tried to bail out before the hill.  I ended up doing a 180 then hitting chest first on the asphalt.  SOOPER embarassing, luckily it didn’t appear anyone saw me.

I thought I just got some road rash on my knees.  But when we were getting back in the car I bent over to take my roller blades off and a crazy sharp pain in my chest, made me jump back to standing position.  It hurt to breathe and was rapidly getting worse.

I ended up going to a crossfit the next day but that was a pretty dumb idrea.  It hurt to move at all much less do a crossfit workout so I took the rest of the week off. Unfortunately I hurt about as bad now as I did last sunday, so it might be another week off for me which SUCKS.

Not crossfitting(working out at all for that matter) is hugely depressing.  I tried to do pushups yesterday only to realize that apparently I also f’d up my wrist too, so now pushups are out.

I don’t know what exactly got injured, but lemme tell ya, it’s amazing to me how many movements you do throughout the day, use the muscles and support of the ribs.  OUCH.  Pretty much everything from coughing to getting up outta bed.

Since I had a little extra time while resting this past week and read through some posts on Robb Wolf’s blog.  There’s so much good information there on nutrition, definitely worth a read.

Friday hit.  It was warm, the Rio was calling.  Ya, I failed at the 21 day experiment of no booze, tv, or eating out.  Oh well, it was a fun 3 days :)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I’ve watched more tv than I should have today.  One of the recurring themes in commercials  is how to get a better body by just exercising.

People.  Every human on earth has a six pack.  It’s the way the human body is created.  No exercise on earth can give you something you already have.  If you can’t see your six pack it’s because you have a layer of fat hiding it.

Spot reduction.  It’s not physiologically possible.  So stop fucking buying into the myth.  If you have a fat ass, doing squats, lunges or any othe exercise that works the muscles in your ass will not have a direct effect on your fat ass.  A fat ass consists of fat that exists above the muscles of your ass.  Exercising muscles underneath your fat ass does one thing directly: targets the muscles “underneath” the fat ass.  The fat ass is caused by poor nutrition and laziness.  Stop eating like shit and get up and move. It’s that simple.

Found a neat video on youtube from the NFB Competition channel.  Here’s a film short, Sebastian’s Voodoo: